> 妻子的三項優點
When a bachelor marries,his wife has three
qualities she is an economist in the kitchen
,an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in
bed.
一位單身漢新婚時,妻子有三項優點:
在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、
在床上她是惡魔。
After a few years, sure enough the three
qualities remain,but not in the same order
she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a
devil in the living room and an economist in
bed.
若干年後,這三項優點依然存在,可是秩序有點變動: 在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經濟學者。 > 許願井 A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. 一對夫妻來到一座許願井。 丈夫靠過去,丟下一個硬幣,許了個願。 The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The husband was stunned for a while
but then smiled and said, It really works! 妻子也打算許個願。可是她靠的太過去,掉下井,
被淹死了。丈夫呆了一回,然後笑著說:"真靈驗。
> 結婚周年 I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on
our anniversary? 我問太太:"結婚周年紀念,你想去那???" She said, Somewhere I have never been! ! 她說:"那??都好,只要是我沒去過的地方。" I told her, How about the kitchen?
我說:"廚房怎麼樣?"
> 快樂時光 During their silver anniversary, ! a
wife reminded her husband, Do you
remember when you proposed to me,
I was so overwhelmed that I didn t
talk for an hour? 在二十五周年紀念時,一位太太提醒她的丈夫: "你還記得你向我求婚的那天,我被打動得無法
說話長達一小時?" The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life. 丈夫回答: "是的,親愛的,那是我一生中最快樂的時光。" 手拉手 We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 我們時常都手拉手。如果放開,她就會去購物了。
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