兩個女人在天堂聊天

 

 

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven      兩個女人在天堂聊天   1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 女一：嗨，我是汪達 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 女二：嗨，我是施爾維雅，妳怎麼死的呢 1st woman: I froze to death. 我凍死的 2nd woman: How horrible! 好可怕 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What! a! bout you? 也沒這樣糟！在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 我是因為心臟病死的，我懷疑我 先生欺騙，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視 1st woman: So, what happened? 喔，那發生什麼事呢 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. 我很確信一定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找 I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. 我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下 I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. 太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著